fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

uriahsunderwear:

make me choose: fourtris or sheo (asked by insugrent)

themajesticalcuchurumina:

cremebuns:

i cant really even imagine having a penis because vaginas dont really stick out or anything like sometimes i even forget my genitals are there i just forget but like a penis seems so?????? obstructive??? like damn aint ur penis in the way all the time????

this is pobably what guys think about breasts

nostalgic-dreaming:

when someone says “ten years ago” i think about the 90’s not 2003

fordeisbored:

don-gately:

cumberbear:

image

There is no escape from this. 

….. fuck.

NO

thepsychoticunicorn:

Tumblr is really just a big blue High School Musical fansite and everybody knows it

thegirlwithtoomanybloodyfandoms:

jack whitehall is as smooth as fuck…*slow clap for the bbc* 

thegirlwithtoomanybloodyfandoms:

jack whitehall is as smooth as fuck…*slow clap for the bbc* 

What else have you inherited from your father? (x)

"It’s no more ridiculous than the actual name, is it?"

rachgeller:

get to know me meme - [1/5] favorite tv shows: bad education (2012-)

“Very clever, Grayson, but the reason you don’t like Mumford and Sons is ‘cause you’re too young to appreciate a good dinner party anthem when you hear one.”

s-atandesu:

I did lots of things!